Friday, June 15, 2012

I won a cow!!!

Ok, while I've got internet, I've gotta keep the posts coming!

*Cell phone rings*
Me: Hello! Hello!
Caller: Hi, congratulations, you've just won a prize!
Me: A prize, wah kind of prize?
Caller: you answered so nicely so we want to give you a prize! Are you white?
Me: Um no! And what is this prize?!
*being an Elderslie chic, I very well know this is a scam, but decide to play along*
Caller: You've won a nice cow! Now what is your name? I need your name for when you collect your prize!
Me: *semi-UG accent* no, I don't want!
Caller: Why you don't want?!
Me: I don't need, I have enough cows already
Caller: Ok, well can I be your friend?
Me: Oh, Hell no!
Caller: Oh, can I call you back?
Me: No, don't call me back! I don't want to be your friend! Have a nice day!

In other news, I made bricks today. The bricks will be used to build a healthcare centre for the community. Well, they've already started. I'm not sure if this was the most efficient use of time and/or resources but I acquired some skill and some muscle.
P.S. Digicel Jamaica - this is actually me giving you some free advertising as well, you may repay me by sending a free Blackberry my way!

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